What's actually in an Instagram audit? Here's a real one

An Instagram audit is one complete read of the account you already have, written down and handed to you. Mine is the Scroller Social Audit: A$300 as a single payment, delivered as your own private page within five business days of your details reaching me. It opens with a straight call on your account, then runs eight chapters that are the evidence for that call, a ranked list of what to fix first, and a week of content built out of both. Every finding names the post, the date or the number it came from, and that is the rule I hold the whole document to.

I would rather show you one than describe it, so there is a whole audit published for anyone to read. The example report is a complete one written for a business that does not exist, a pilates studio I invented, laid out exactly as a real buyer receives it. Here is that document explained in the order you would read it.

What you send me before anything starts

Your handle, screenshots of your Instagram Insights (I tell you exactly which screens), and a few lines about the business: what you sell, who buys it, where you are based, what the account is actually for, and what would make you say in three months that this worked. Then how much time you can give it in a normal week, how you feel about being on camera, and what part of it drains you the most. About ten minutes. I never need your login and nobody posts as you. On TikTok too? Drop that handle in and the audit covers both.

Those last two matter more than they look. If you tell me that filming in front of customers makes you want to hide, nothing in your fix list will ask you to do it, and the first chapter says so out loud so you can hold me to it.

It opens with the answer, not a chapter

The first thing on the page is your name, and then one line. Keep going as you are, change what you are making, fix the profile before anything else, or the thing holding you back is not this channel at all. Under it sits a short paragraph of why, built only from what I actually saw, and a note on how sure I am that tells you which findings to hold loosely and where the material was thin.

Everything after that is evidence for that one line. If the call is wrong the whole report is wrong, so it goes first, where you can argue with it before you have read anything else.

Where you're at

Your own words, back to you, so we are both auditing the same business: the goal, who you said you are for, what you think is working, and what is draining. Then what I have built around that, including one thing I have deliberately decided not to tell you to do. It is usually "post more".

Your profile, top to bottom

I open your account on a phone, look at the top of the screen without scrolling, and try to answer the four questions a stranger asks: what is this, who is it for, where are you, and what do I do next. You get what a stranger can answer, what they cannot, and then a replacement name field and bio written out in full and ready to paste. Not the principle behind them. The actual strings.

I also click your link. Where it lands, and how many taps it is from there to the thing you sell, is one of the most expensive problems I find and it is invisible from a screenshot. Your highlights, your pinned slots and your grid shrunk to phone-thumbnail size get the same treatment.

What your content is actually doing

I rank your last thirty posts, then read the last twelve properly, slide by slide. You get a top of the range and a bottom of the range with dates and numbers attached, then the pattern the two lists share. That pattern is the point of reading them rather than counting them: format, topic, whether a face appears, whether the post answers something people were already asking.

If you have posted fewer times than that, I say so, and the content read becomes craft-based rather than data-based. I am not dressing up a verdict the sample cannot carry.

Your numbers, and what they actually say

A table of what you sent, what it says and what I make of it: reach, the share of that reach who already follow you, profile visits, follows, link taps and how much you posted. Then a section naming every screen I asked for and did not get, and every claim I have therefore not made. If your Reel stats never arrive, nothing in your audit is a claim about your hooks, and it says so out loud instead of quietly guessing.

Under the table sits a plain-English glossary of every term used. Those entries say what each number counts and never what a good one looks like.

Do these first

The fix list. Ranked rather than grouped, each row carrying how long it takes and the number it should move, with checkboxes so you can work through it rather than read it. It starts with the things that need nothing new to be made. At least half of it is work you can do entirely on your own without me, and there is an "if you only do one thing" line at the bottom for the week you have no time at all.

TikTok, and the gap between the two

Only if you gave me a handle. Watermarks, your display name, whether the account type is costing you the analytics, and an honest answer on whether it deserves your effort right now, which is sometimes "not much, and here is why".

What I'd leave alone

Half the value of an audit is permission to stop doing things. This chapter names what is not worth your time this quarter. Then it lists what will not move in thirty days whatever you do, so that a flat month does not read as failure when you check in week five, and what should move, including at least one thing you can count with no tool at all, like someone mentioning it at the counter or a message asking about the thing you have started saying.

Your first week, planned

The last chapter is a real week of content built out of everything above: four posts with the hook and the ask written out, captions ready to paste where the format needs one, the stories in between, and an honest estimate of the time it costs you. It is a test week rather than a schedule to obey, and it respects the thing you told me drains you. It is also half of what a membership round looks like, and the chapter says so rather than leaving you to work it out.

What it deliberately does not do

No finding without a receipt. If I cannot point at the post, the date or the number, it does not go in. There is no scorecard, no grade and no healthy range for your engagement, because a range that applies to every account sight unseen is the opposite of what you paid for. Where an honest outside comparison exists it arrives with its sample and its working attached, so you can judge it; where it does not, I compare you against your own trailing posts and say that is what I am doing. It promises no followers, no reach and no sales, and it is not implementation. You keep your account and you keep your voice.

If you want one

Read the example before you decide anything. It is free, there is no form in front of it, and you will know within two chapters whether this is the read you want on your own account. If it is, the audit is the same document with your name at the top. If you are not ready to spend anything yet, Scroll Less, Grow More is my free guide and it covers the ground the first few fix-list items come from.

Questions people ask

What is an Instagram audit?

An Instagram audit is one complete read of an account you already have, written down and handed to you. A good one opens with a straight call on the account, backs that call with evidence from your own posts, profile and numbers, and closes with a ranked list of what to fix first. It is a diagnosis, not implementation: nobody posts for you and nobody needs your login.

What does the Doomscrollers Instagram audit include?

A one-line call on the account with a confidence note, then chapters on where you're at, your profile top to bottom, what your content is actually doing, what your numbers say, a ranked fix list with the time each item takes, TikTok if you're on it, what to leave alone, and a first week of content planned out. A full example report is published free at doomscrollersocials.com/audit/report/preview.

How much does an Instagram audit cost and how long does it take?

The Doomscrollers audit is A$300 as one payment, with nothing recurring and nothing added at checkout. It arrives as your own private report page, with the link emailed to you, within five business days of your details reaching Tilly rather than from when you pay.

What do I have to send for an Instagram audit?

Your Instagram handle, screenshots of your Instagram Insights (you're told exactly which screens), and a few lines about the business: what you sell, who buys it, where you are based, what would make you say three months from now that this worked, and what part of it drains you the most. It takes about ten minutes. No login is needed, and a TikTok handle is optional.

Will an Instagram audit tell me what a good engagement rate is?

Not in this one. A healthy range that applies to every account sight unseen is a finding with no evidence attached, so the audit does not carry one. The glossary defines what each number counts and never what a good one looks like, and any outside comparison arrives with its sample and its working shown so you can judge it yourself.